Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Somebody Explain...

There are things that I really wonder in life. If you have the answers, please... fill me in.

Quandary #1: Why are we born with so many things that we can really live without? (i.e. tonsils)

Quandary #2: What IS that smell in the parking lot at night?

Quandary #3: What exactly is in a hot dog?

Quandary #4: Why do people insist on naming their children things that were never meant to be names? (i.e. Pirate or Apple)

Quandary #5: How come some people can do things that other people can't? (i.e. whistle or curl their tongue)

Quandary #6: Why is Winnie the Pooh the only one of his friends who has to wear clothing?

Quandary #7: Why do we drive on the Parkway and park on the Driveway?

Quandary #8: How come Franklin was the only one to get a real name?

Quandary #9: Whose "bright" idea was it to make a handwritten capital Q look like a fancy 2?

Quandary #10: What does the scanner say when the cashier accidently scans Maggie?

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