There are things that I really wonder in life. If you have the answers, please... fill me in.
Quandary #1: Why are we born with so many things that we can really live without? (i.e. tonsils)
Quandary #2: What IS that smell in the parking lot at night?
Quandary #3: What exactly is in a hot dog?
Quandary #4: Why do people insist on naming their children things that were never meant to be names? (i.e. Pirate or Apple)
Quandary #5: How come some people can do things that other people can't? (i.e. whistle or curl their tongue)
Quandary #6: Why is Winnie the Pooh the only one of his friends who has to wear clothing?
Quandary #7: Why do we drive on the Parkway and park on the Driveway?
Quandary #8: How come Franklin was the only one to get a real name?
Quandary #9: Whose "bright" idea was it to make a handwritten capital Q look like a fancy 2?
Quandary #10: What does the scanner say when the cashier accidently scans Maggie?
