If there is one thing in life I hate it would have to be awkward situations. In the past few days I have experienced more awkward situations than ever. Let's go over them shall we? That way we can truly revel in them... dig deep, peel back the layers, and expose the true awkwardness that nobody knows.
My favourite would have to be someone wanting to discuss their genetalia over MSN. That was lovely. I can't even begin to describe how much I really and truly... wanted my computer to accidentally implode at that exact moment.
Another would be my family thinking that I'm dating one of my very good friends. And then another friend telling him about it. In front of me. I was never planning on sharing that with him... but hey, guess it didn't matter because he ended up finding out. The look on his face alone.
And my final awkward moment that I would like to share would be sitting in a roomful of people, most of whom are my friends, and not having anything to say. I was already upset about something and actually needed there to be some good conversation... but instead, I got to sit there while other people chatted. With their backs to me. I love being shunned out of a conversation.
So those are my most recent awkward situations... I can't wait to find out what the next one will be.
No comments:
Post a Comment